Total Medals Earned: 473 (From 102 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,805 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/185 points)
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Medals Earned: 6/22 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/455 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/380 points)
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Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Conquer the first base.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Conquer the third base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Play the game once
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Play for over 25 minutes
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
It's time to learn some tricks
Team: step back then protect front line
Dominate! This is your only salvation
Cut! In the right place, at the right time
Master the craft of war
What a huge life form!
Your enemies - are enemies to each other
Get out of my corner
Try walking in their shoes
Is this place safe to hide forever?
Escape
Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible
This should be easy
Neutral wall
Between the devil and the deep blue sea
Run as fast as you can
Quick team trick
Behind the wall
Predator is the top life form - become him!
They have no chance to survive...
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
